I woke up this morning with two thoughts.
1. All Girl band covering King Missile’s Detachable Penis.
Just think about that for a minute. It would be fantastic.
2. If relations with Cuba keep getting better, Cuban food is going to be the next big thing.
In my life, it goes Family>Cuban Food>Publix>Everything Else. Unless we are passing a Cuban food joint, and then it’s Cuban Food>Everything else. And we are a Scottish/French Canadian household. But we live in Miami, where you can throw a rock and hit the best of the best in Cuban food outside of Cuba.
Cuban food as a trend across the states, means that anyone can think they can make tamal con lechon or a Café Cubano. And with Starbucks thinking they’ve got the Flat White down, I can only imagine the disaster that would be a Starbucks Cuban Coffee.
So, to sum up: Find me a backing band. We’re going on tour. And, if you have a decent authentic Cuban place near you, go throw large sums of money at it and enjoy the best cuisine on the planet.